Nothing chaps my ass more than a cherry, “Happy Holidays!”
I’m sorry, what holiday are you referring to exactly??
And seriously people?!
What’s the big deal!?
Have we really become so fearful of accidentally offending someone that we can’t acknowledge the holidays we celebrate by name??
Say it loud and proud!
Happy Hanukah!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Kwanza!
Merry Festivus!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
Whatever you celebrate, I promise I will not be offended if you wish me a joyous day. Seriously, who really finds that offensive?!? It’s a kind gesture that’s usually backed by genuine good will.
While we’re on the topic, I’m pretty sure EVERYONE has a Christmas tree these days.
Santa Claus isn’t a deity.
He’s a jolly old fat man who under normal circumstances would be considered a trespassing pedophile.
Christmas is no longer a religious holiday.
It is part of American pop culture.
We have taken a Christian holiday converted from pagans and commercialized it completely.
Well done America.
And Merry Christmas 🙂
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